The Evolution of Snickerdoodle

M: Iris, are you two years old?

I: Yeah Mommy, I two (holds up seven or so fingers). I cookie!

M: Iris, how old are you?

I: Mommy, does Elmocize? Eat pepper? Elmocize? I cute.

M: Iris, how old are you?

I: How old are you?

M: I'm 29. How old is Iris?

I: Mommy nine. Iris cookie.

M: How old is Iris?

I: Iris cookie.

M: Iris, is your birthday so soon? How old will you be on your birthday?

I: I cookie.

M: You're cute, ya little weirdo.

M: Iris, how old are you?

I: Iris cookie, Mommy. Mommy! Iris cookie!

M: Iris, are you two?

I: Yeah Mommy, I two.

M: Iris, are you a cookie?

I: Noooooooooo. Silly Mommy.

M: Iris, how old are you?

I: Iris two.