Info Aperitif

Gosh I wish somebody was handing me an aperitif... am I too focused on alcohol these days? Someone let me know if I'm sounding like a jackassy lush over here. But just so you know, it is only 20 days till I can (probably) partake of a deliciously crisp and refreshing alcoholic beverage, and oh by the way, have I ever mentioned how much I love the efficiency and economy of a nice box of wine? Say, some Franzia? Just checking.

Some quick bits of info which I presume to be precursors to an actual, rambly-style post which I will write Some Day:

• Not dilated nor effaced


• Started having contractions the day after last cervical check (also: ouch).


• FBK is for sure head down (or was on Wednesday).


• OMG WE HAVE A CLOSING DATE OMG (Sept. 23rd).


• Started full-time work from home today, which will last till baby comes.


• I have decided not to have the baby till Grandma & Grandpa Reinhard get here.


• This will work, because I said so.


• If you have any cats you need harassed, I have just the toddler to do it. She accepts nachos as payment.