A little pink

(Conversation had with Iris countless times over the past several months)

MOMMYDAD: Hey Iris, what color is Mom's hair?

THE WHIZ: It's kinda brown.

MD: What color is Dad's hair?

WHIZ: It's kinda brown too! And curly.

MD: Okay, so what color is your hair?

WHIZ: It's pink.

MD: Really? Your hair is pink? I thought it was brown!

WHIZ: Yeah, it's brown, but also it's a little pink.

Fig. 1: Just keeping her honest

Fig. 2: Relax, it's Manic Panic. Totally washes out.